Recent psychology studies find that Adults are actually just aged children.


Previously adults were believed to be an entirely different class of human from children. However psychology experts today indicate they are actually just humans with more years accrued.

“Most adults are actually just really good at ‘winging it’ and don’t know much better.” Says Dariel Ovaschkeck PhD of the University of Psychological Principles. Most decision making for most people is actually just a pseudo random selection based on chemical reactions in the brain. Some mild changes due to experiences may occur but otherwise an adult is just a child with more memories.

This new found revelation may have been fairly clear throughout the political history of the world. However, this is the first time we are definitely confirming adults and children are one in the same.

There is no word on how this will affect the general population as this knowledge becomes more spread. However experts feel confident many will not actually read the data. Instead misconstrued headlines with altered conclusions will run rampant in social media.

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