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Breaking: New Pick for Important Government Office Announced

June 27, 2018June 27, 2018Sandy Bridges0

Conservative officials announced their latest pick for an important capital office. An old racist white male. The old racist white male will be assuming office later this July with much fan fair and praise from President Trump and his cabinet. They are expected to lay monumental progress to breaking down the opposing parties legislation. Not […]

White House Completes Installation of Tanning Beds inside Oval Office

January 27, 2017June 22, 2018Baron Harrison0

Washington D.C. – Contractors confirmed Thursday afternoon that they completed work for artificial tanning facilities in the White House. Marked as a top priority since inauguration due to the President’s fading color. Orangeifyers Inc, a NY area tanning bed contracting firm were brought in to assure the president can maintain his orange tone. “This was […]

Controversial “Home Security Bypass” Service From Comcast

5 Year Study Finds PlayStation Users Guaranteed Brain Damage

Recent psychology studies find that Adults are actually just aged children.

Rhode Island to become the smallest 3 states.