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Alarming Behavior In Local Bar

November 20, 2022November 20, 2022Sandy Bridges0

A local man in a bar watching a ball on a television had “alarming behavior” according to a few of the patrons. This man from the description appeared to be extremely excitable. Any time the ball would travel from one side to the other it was met with exclamations of either pain or sheer joy. […]

Source of Infinite Mass and Energy Found in Obese Rhode Island Man

January 15, 2016June 22, 2018Baron Harrison0

Doctors and scientists have recently discovered a new infinite source of energy in the most unexpected of places. Ronald Mitchell, an obese man from Rhode Island, after becoming impatient due to no results from fad diet plans sought out advanced researchers. “I told my doctor that I was gaining weight even though I was following my diet, […]

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