President Biden Realizes iPhone Gas Economy Game is Not Actually a Game

White House officials announced the recent gas price fluctuations were due to the President “unintentionally modifying price variables”. The embarrassed press secretary disclosed to the press late Wednesday. “Many of our primary economic functions have been migrated to electronic management, of which fuel and energy prices are as well. This electronic system communicates with energy […]

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Fail: Melania Trump Wears Jacket With “This is a cry for help.” On It To Press Conference.

Citizens are very alarmed at Melania Trump’s latest fashion. Twitter blew up as a result of it with comments over the outrage that Mrs. Trump was spotted wearing a Jacket with “This is a cry for help.” inscribed on the backside. “It’s a jacket,” her communications director, Stephanie Grisham, said in a statement to reporters. “There […]

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