Recent psychology studies find that Adults are actually just aged children.

Previously adults were believed to be an entirely different class of human from children. However psychology experts today indicate they are actually just humans with more years accrued. “Most adults are actually just really good at ‘winging it’ and don’t know much better.” Says Dariel Ovaschkeck PhD of the University of Psychological Principles. Most decision […]

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Fail: Melania Trump Wears Jacket With “This is a cry for help.” On It To Press Conference.

Citizens are very alarmed at Melania Trump’s latest fashion. Twitter blew up as a result of it with comments over the outrage that Mrs. Trump was spotted wearing a Jacket with “This is a cry for help.” inscribed on the backside. “It’s a jacket,” her communications director, Stephanie Grisham, said in a statement to reporters. “There […]

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White House Completes Installation of Tanning Beds inside Oval Office

Washington D.C. – Contractors confirmed Thursday afternoon that they completed work for artificial tanning facilities in the White House. Marked as a top priority since inauguration due to the President’s fading color. Orangeifyers Inc, a NY area tanning bed contracting firm were brought in to assure the president can maintain his orange tone. “This was […]

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