President Biden Realizes iPhone Gas Economy Game is Not Actually a Game

White House officials announced the recent gas price fluctuations were due to the President “unintentionally modifying price variables”. The embarrassed press secretary disclosed to the press late Wednesday. “Many of our primary economic functions have been migrated to electronic management, of which fuel and energy prices are as well. This electronic system communicates with energy […]

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Donald Trump Deported

Entrepreneur, millionaire, and 2016 Presidential Candidate Donald Trump was deported late Monday amid failure to identify as US citizen determined by popular opinion. While giving a speech regarding the current immigration laws of the United States in Houston Texas. Several border patrol agents proceeded to detain Mr Trump mid sentence on stage. When asked for […]

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