Providence, RI. – Rhode Island officials decided at 5pm EST 6/29/2018 that the state should formally split into 3 smaller states. “Our state is great. There is only one way to become greater, and that is becoming a part of a collective of the 3 smallest states!”, stated Governor Raimondo Friday evening at a press […]
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Conservative officials announced their latest pick for an important capital office. An old racist white male. The old racist white male will be assuming office later this July with much fan fair and praise from President Trump and his cabinet. They are expected to lay monumental progress to breaking down the opposing parties legislation. Not […]
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Washington D.C. – Unbeknownst to himself a senior politician began making statements that no one could validate. When called upon to explain the sources he simply replied “There isn’t really a reason for you to make claims against this”. The primary political analysts with years of experience working in this line of politics simply state this […]
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