Vladimir Putin said Russia may consider formally unfriending the United States on popular social media site Facebook. The statement does not come as much of a shock to the world considering the constant rhetoric the Kremlin has been putting out for the past several years. The US and its allies have denounced Putin for what […]
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A man cursed big tech for the creation of “all of our recent societal problems” via a dual post across a variety of social platforms. The social platforms in question were in fact created by big tech. The man went on to note economic struggles and political polarization as two of the largest symptoms of […]
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In an unprecedented move to help preserve the cultural identify of New York City. The Mayor vowed to have mentally ill people on every street. “Many people have worried programs to help the mentally ill would detract from our cultural identify as an American City. I promise to maintain that identify by guaranteeing there will […]
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A concerned mom is troubled her son will not be able to get the full exposure to guns he would get outside of the United States. “A trip away for even part of a year may not even allow him to experience his first shooting.”, she said. Statistically there is relevance here that he is […]
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Washington – The Joe Biden campaign recently announced their plan to run for re-election. As well as the Trump campaign doubling down in their response to the suggestion of death interfering in the next term of either president. There has been a lot of speculation in regards to the health of the current sitting president […]
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A major bank yet again proves evil is a great business plan. After a decade of scandals, leaks, theft and media attention, the major national bank brand continues to post record profit and account growth. “We were considered when the first scandal broke, but then we realized people will use us no matter what. We […]
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Steve is not a high performing employee, in fact he has frequently been one of the lowest performers on his team and even in his org. But Steve’s manager does not want to proceed with firing without his consent. His manager has reached out and attempted to schedule time to talk in safe space to […]
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White House officials announced the recent gas price fluctuations were due to the President “unintentionally modifying price variables”. The embarrassed press secretary disclosed to the press late Wednesday. “Many of our primary economic functions have been migrated to electronic management, of which fuel and energy prices are as well. This electronic system communicates with energy […]
Continue ReadingThe newly elected San Fransisco District Attorney has exclusively clued us in as to why this office historically and even still continues to not prosecute the majority of cases. The answer is actually far more complex than we would have imagined. New San Francisco DA Brooke Jenkins reveals the multiple key reasons why over 90% […]
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Gov. Greg Abbott announced Tuesday that he will end Texas’ unnecessary laws statewide next week and will allow all Texans to chose between what is right and wrong. “People and businesses don’t need the state telling them how to operate” Abbot stated over twitter. This means going forward literally any action is up to you […]
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