The results are in from the 5 year gamer study and the initial findings are shocking. Study groups found PlayStation users were guaranteed to have brain damage after only 2 months of game exposure. This directly contrasts with the control groups who were instead exposed to PC, and Nintendo games. Dr. Gabriel Luorca from the […]
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Washington D.C. – Contractors confirmed Thursday afternoon that they completed work for artificial tanning facilities in the White House. Marked as a top priority since inauguration due to the President’s fading color. Orangeifyers Inc, a NY area tanning bed contracting firm were brought in to assure the president can maintain his orange tone. “This was […]
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Doctors and scientists have recently discovered a new infinite source of energy in the most unexpected of places. Ronald Mitchell, an obese man from Rhode Island, after becoming impatient due to no results from fad diet plans sought out advanced researchers. “I told my doctor that I was gaining weight even though I was following my diet, […]
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In light of the recent responses to the price surges of inebriated users Post New Year ride home, ride sharing company Uber is changing the game again. In a press release late Monday, Uber announced it was moving away from its current “Surge” pricing model in favor of new “more hip” models of mobile device […]
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